Creepiness

What defines a creeper? Does a creeper creep or does you creep the creeper? If it is the former, than is the creeping creeper a spider? If it is the latter, then I would be confused, because it wasn’t proper grammar.

I mean sometimes I look at a female, but how long do I have to look at the woman before I’m a creeper? If I briefly look accidentally, am I still one? Sometimes I’ll look at a woman for extended durations, until she looks away or gives chase after me. I don’t know if she is going to kick my ass or do things to me that I’d very much enjoy.

Pretty sure it is the former, and luckily I’m already in my car and just have to throw the telescope away. Of course, it isn’t easy driving with a huge telescope and I would think the person would see the humor in the obvious statement of staring. I mean, if I was really doing it to be a creep, I would be somewhere less obvious and use something smaller. Err, um, I would not know where or what that would be.

I mean, I’ve never called random people, randomly, and then just breathed heavily into the phone until they hung up. Well, okay, I wouldn’t do that purposely, I do have problems breathing, but I’m working out and you know, eventually I won’t have that as much. I have called people and then played out the Scream scene, except I wasn’t actually in the house, nor did anyone of them die. Also, they were family members. I’m not sure if they thought it was funny, but they never talked to me after that. Strange.

Um, does staring at a woman’s chest area constitute creepiness? Then if so, then yes, I am a creeper and I’d be proud of it!

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