A smile came to my face, a rare event. Ah, such joy I’ve only felt on a few occasions. Can this be? Can this be the one?

The curves, such delight. Produces such wonder, “Are you free?” Please be mine, if only for a moment. I’ll be good to you a swear on the many beatings I do not plan in advance to give you. Mostly while I’m drunk off of my power, which incidentally you gave me.

The way you handle PHPdoc comments, I cried. Compiled phpDocumentor site? Wow! If only it wasn’t so easy for me to do it myself, but you do save a lot of time. Subversion, CVS, if only Eclipse, my shy love didn’t already do the same. I wish to love you so for it, I really do, but I can’t love you for it alone. Please. Don’t hate me, I’m only a man and a man can only love, so much. “Also, bitch, WTF? is up with not understanding @uses, I mean damn, aren’t you uses PHPdocumentor 1.4 yet?” Forgive me, I speak out of line.

If only my other love Eclipse was as easy, but alas, I have not used it enough to know for sure if it will last. Oh. Zend Studio Neon. Others may dislike you, call you mean names, but that only leaves more for me! If you’ll like, I’ll get sweet, delicious revenge for you. You know, for our love that is sure to be.

Oh dare god, please don’t let this be on Planet PHP! I could die I could.

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